Mom: Hey it's me, I'm at Big Lots.
S: Yeah, what's up?
M: They have some old movies on DVD for $3, so I'm wondering if you're interested.
S: Ooh! Ok, what do they have?
M: Um...*shuffling noise* Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers in The Barkleys of Broadway?
M: Ok...*more shuffling* Fred and Ginger in...The Gay Divorce?
S: You mean divorcee?
M: Sure; yay or nay?
M: Alright. *shuffle* The Roman something of Mrs Stone.
S: The what? Romancing?
M: No, The Roman...hang on, there's a price sticker on the title...
S: Well, look on the spine.
M: OH...The Roman Spring of Mrs Stone. Vivien Leigh, Warren Beatty...
S: Ok, you sold me on Viv. That one's a Yay, are there others?
M: *shuffle* Romeo and Juliet?
S: What year?
M: Sarah, I don't know what year this is, for crying out loud!
S: Well, who's in it?
M: Leslie Howard....Norman...Scharer...
S: Norma Shearer?
M: Yeah, sure. And some guy with the name of a spice...?
S: Ok, that's a Yay.
M: Well they have more, but they're all war-ish movies and I know how you hate blood & guts.
S: Ok, thanks Ma.
M: Alright. Tell your father to preheat the oven to 350 for the tater tots and I'll be home in a half hour.
S: Ok, bye.